Film jokes
Octopussy.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
Have you heard of the movie "Constipation"?
No?
Because it hasn't come out yet.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
So cinema.
lol
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of Wall Street.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump.
Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:
TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!