Film jokes
Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.
So cinema.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"
Have you heard of the movie "Constipation"?
No?
Because it hasn't come out yet.
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
Porn.
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."