Film jokes
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
Why was the director injured?
He couldn't find the right cast!
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Memes
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
Have you heard of the movie "Constipation"?
No?
Because it hasn't come out yet.
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
Porn.
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."