They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
Why are theaters popular among cows?
They enjoy watching moovies.
Watching "50 Shades of Grey" was more painful than my uncle fisting me as a kid.
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose."
Me: "How come did you lose Return of the Dragon?"
Q. why do orphans hate fast and furious movies A. cuz they say family to often
why did the cow cross the road? cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
