Film jokes
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
Why are theaters popular among cows?
They enjoy watching moovies.
Watching "50 Shades of Grey" was more painful than my uncle fisting me as a kid.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose."
Me: "How come did you lose Return of the Dragon?"
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.