Film jokes
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
Why are theaters popular among cows?
They enjoy watching moovies.
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
Watching "50 Shades of Grey" was more painful than my uncle fisting me as a kid.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose."
Me: "How come did you lose Return of the Dragon?"
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
What actor do orphans hate?
Dom Terreto (family).
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
I just watched a documentary about beavers.
It was the best dam show I ever saw!
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!