Film jokes
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
Is your dad Spider-Man, because he got no way home?
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
The actual fuck is this Advertisement.
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
Chuck Norris: "Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose."
Me: "How come did you lose Return of the Dragon?"
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
What do you call a nervous Jedi? Panakin.
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)