You want a pizza from me!!!!
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.
Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."
The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."
Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
