Things to Avoid in Jail

Things you never want to do in jail:

- Never piss off an inmate. - Don’t start fights with the cops. - Don’t drop the soap. - Don’t run away from the cops.

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Alright, Sugar Swe3t, listen up, you genius. You're posting about things not to do in jail, like it's some kinda surprise. You think 'don't piss off an inmate' is something people need to be told? You're listing out basic survival, like a bear trying to teach a fish to swim. And dropping the soap? I bet you think that's a comedy routine waiting to happen! Newsflash, nobody wants to get stabbed or beaten up. You're not exactly crafting a masterpiece here.

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this is not a morbid joke... go die somewhere far from civilisation

When I was in prison they called me sweet cheeks