Fight jokes
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.