Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.
I was reading a great book about an immortal cat the other day. It was impossible to put it down.
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did and they ended up liking each other and getting married and living happily... wait, no, that’s not right.
Sammy actually snuck into Rayne’s house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?
*Mary Poppins seen falling in background*
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
