What is an orphans favorite movie?
“Spider-Man Homecoming”
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein? He is not ugly like you plus, He has a wife.
Why cant an orphan role-play Star Wars? Because they have no one to play Darth Vator
AOT > ur fav anime
Why did alice from wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
cancer isnt real its probably special affects
What does a huffle puff wolf say? “I will huffle and puffle and blow you house down”
That is retaliated to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️
What douse steven king call his wife... The black hole
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library, when we returned them he said “your sister works the returns right” I told him “yes she does and she will be here in about five minutes”. He said “ why don’t we put a cook book in the women’s sports section” I told him “I love it” so I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section
I moved all the bibles to the fiction section because there is no god as said Stephen Hawking in 2011 but in 2018 god said there was no Stephen Hawking
I got a job at a library,i got fired after 15 minutes,they told me it was because I put women's right in fiction section
Guys don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section it was the worst mistake of my life!
Me running from the principal cause I put ten woman’s rights book on the fictional section🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻😂😂 haha
what do you call a flying pig
Fiction
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? by Iona Carr
What Lonely Girls Should Do by Seymour Fellowes
Unusual Window Decorations by Rod Curtains
The Long Walk Home by Misty Bus
Race to the Outhouse by Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont
Uma thurman in pulp fiction was very kind and possibly the sweetest character unless you count her forehead as of now
Cheesus hates me yeah I know cause he's a real douchelord fictional character
I had put the bible in the fiction section once.
You wanna hear a good joke kiddos? gods being real. (newsflash all gods are manmade THEY'RE ALL FICTION)
