Fiction jokes

The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?

Harry made it out of the chamber.

How do you make a pink Smurf?

You peel the skin off.

"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.

SPOILER ALERT...

I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!

Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.

I was reading a great book about an immortal cat the other day. It was impossible to put it down.

Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.

What do you call a zombie?

Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.

I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.

Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.

So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.

Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.

Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!

What's a reversed exorcism?

It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.

Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?

Because they can actually land a home.

Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?

Kids: Because you're a psycho path.

There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did and they ended up liking each other and getting married and living happily... wait, no, that’s not right.

Sammy actually snuck into Rayne’s house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.

They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.

What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?

*Mary Poppins seen falling in background*

People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.

They can stay in their living room.