Fiction jokes
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?
Walking. JK, Rowling.
Those fanfics be like:
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
"Cancer isn't real. It's probably special effects."
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked. He thought, "I can fuck her so fast she wouldn't even know what happened." So he then flew down to the pool and did fuck her.
Wonder Woman stood up and said, "What was that?" The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my asshole stinks!"
Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"