Fiction jokes
Pulp is a palindrome.
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What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Why did Alice from Wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere, then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
AOT > ur fav anime.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
My dick actually destroyed the Death Star.
She a hoe, she shit on herself.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.
Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.