Fiction Jokes

if the moon landing was fake so is your house

what do you call a chill transgender

Fictional

I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

There never was a historical jesus christ. Hey do not even dream of crucifying me.

How does the author of Harry Potter get around?

She walks, JK, Rowling!!

A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library, when we returned them he said “your sister works the returns right” I told him “yes she does and she will be here in about five minutes”. He said “ why don’t we put a cook book in the women’s sports section” I told him “I love it” so I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.

What's the difference between you and Frankenstein? He is not ugly like you plus, He has a wife.

What is an orphans favorite movie?

“Spider-Man Homecoming”

Me running from the principal cause I put ten woman’s rights book on the fictional section🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻😂😂 haha

AOT > ur fav anime

what do you call a flying pig

Fiction

FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS

Why Should I Walk? by Iona Carr

What Lonely Girls Should Do by Seymour Fellowes

Unusual Window Decorations by Rod Curtains

The Long Walk Home by Misty Bus

Race to the Outhouse by Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont

Why did alice from wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.

Why cant an orphan role-play Star Wars? Because they have no one to play Darth Vator

cancer isnt real its probably special affects

I had put the bible in the fiction section once.

Uma thurman in pulp fiction was very kind and possibly the sweetest character unless you count her forehead as of now

What does a huffle puff wolf say? “I will huffle and puffle and blow you house down”

That is retaliated to Harry Potter 🧙🏼‍♂️