Fiction jokes
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!