Fiction

Fiction jokes

Bible

I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.

Jedi

Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?

If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.

Lightsaber

Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.

Orphan

I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.

Memes

Orphan

What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."

Spell

What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!

Time

Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?

Kids: Because you're a psycho path.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.

Right

I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.

Hairline

Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.

Super man

What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?

Cause they want to become Super Man.