Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
Fiction Jokes
I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.
Why does the Jedi never join the dark side?
If they did, then they would lose the opportunity to molest young padawans.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
