What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
I got a job at a library,i got fired after 15 minutes,they told me it was because I put women's right in fiction section
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
A Story:
I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.
Sequel follows...
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
Dad: How was your trip to the park?
Daughter: It was good until the man came along.
Dad: *gasps* Whatever happened, it wasn't your fault, but tell Daddy, what happened?
Daughter: He made my friends go away so it was just me and him... then he took my dress off...
Dad: Oh God, what next?
Daughter: Nothing, that was it.
Dad: Oh, come on! That wasn't exciting, make something up!
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!!
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
