Feel Jokes

Two boys are talking on the bus Boy 1: I feel like i'm forgetting something. Boy 2: hey did you hear about that school shooting last week? Boy 1: oh that's right

Doctor , Doctor, I feel like a pair of Curtains ! what 's wrong with me! calm down calm down Just pull yourself together

Mother: How is my little cookie 🍪 doing?

Doctor 👩‍⚕️: Your cookie 🍪 is feeling crummy right now.

Mother: Really?

Doctor 👩‍⚕️: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.

Mother: 😁♥️🍪

There was a women from ealing, she had a peculiar feeling, she laid on her backk, opened her crack and pissed all over the ceiling

What are is the best feeling for an Orphan when he playes Grand Theft Auto?

When he is wanted

why does a straight guy act gay? cause he wants to feel wanted and wants to be bffs with the hotest girls

Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon

Motivational Quote for today: if you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...

Why do people hate abortion jokes? It leaves you with an empty feeling inside

Why does the heart ♥️ listen to music 🎶 a lot? Because it loves feeling the beat.

why did the orphan play gta because he wanted to feel the wanted level

I have depression, but I don't know how to show it in feelings.

A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT

What was Michael Jackson's favorite song? Touch me. I want to feel your body

Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?

Me: *silence*

hey you the person who ́s scrolling, i know you might have depression and some feel they cant talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please if you need to talk to others if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone i promise you that i will talk to you, you are not alone and even though it seems it won't change and get better it will i promise. please no harsh comments toward each other.

When your exercising and you feel the “gush”