You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.
The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
Deja Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before
"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."
"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.
Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
