Feel jokes
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
Memes
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
If you're feeling numb, use your thumb.
Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.
The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."
"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.