Feel jokes
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
Memes
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.