Feel jokes
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
Memes
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
If you're feeling numb, use your thumb.
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.