Feel jokes
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.
The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.
Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.
If you're feeling numb, use your thumb.
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
Really feeling suicidal is basically having a mental breakdown, but realizing you have nothing nice and sharp to use.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."
"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."