Feel

Feel Jokes

Parking Lot

Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?

Trump

He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.

WiFi

Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.

Cop

What's the difference between a cop and bacon?

Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.

Ring

The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.

Health

What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?

(Insulin)

Orphan

It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.

Girl

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

Heart

What's black and white and red all over?

The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.

Leaf

What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁

Smell

It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.

Squirrel

How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?

Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.