Feel jokes
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.
The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.