Feel jokes
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.
If you're feeling numb, use your thumb.
Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
What's soft and feels like dog?
The fur coat I bought you from Temu.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.