Fear jokes
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is a sphere itself.
A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.
Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?
Stop imagining!
One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:
"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"
"Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."
"You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"
"Cats aren’t venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"
"I’m Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! Please help, please help!"
While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Yeah, Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad, I know, yeah, I'm sad, I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah.
I gave her everything. She took my heart and left me lonely. I think broken heart's contagious. I won't fix, I'd rather weep. I'm lost then I'm found. But it's torture bein' in love. I love when you're around. But I f**kin' hate when you leave. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah.
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.