Fear jokes
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.
A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.
Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"
Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burns. The sun knows better.
I fear my last words will be "hold my beer and watch this."
Me: Have you ever went sky diving?
Friend: No.
Me: Well don't, it sucks.
Friend: Why?
Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.
You, I didn’t see you there. The pizza place is hunted bad, so you are scared 😱😱😱😱 and so you run and you see your grandma, and you were happy again forever and ever ha ha so funny 😁. The end or is it bye-bye?
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.
Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
Don't scare me! I poop easily!
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day.
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
God: ok, what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls?
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Seven ate nine!
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
At my most fear, I shit my pants.