Fear jokes
Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares their dogs too much!
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
My girlfriend is a porn star. -- She will kill me if she finds out.
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.