Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
I asked my now ex boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat so yeah 😂)
"Pray to God her inside her head. I'm scared of God."
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."
"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society. They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
