I asked my now ex boyfriend why heβs scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesnβt scratch, but he didnβt believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat so yeah π)
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared." "It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
What is the day parents stooped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
Whatβs a Asians worst nightmare a tree
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark. But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society. They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
What's a Ninja's worst fear? Garmadon actually winning.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Why were the twin towers afraid of the New York jets
Because they are afraid of the jet
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes
A Boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear. So he just went back to teaching
βThe naked man fears no pickpocketβ -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball? They are afraid the won't find home.
I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath... when all of a sudden... I felt a tap on my shoulder.
Why is evry number scared of 7
Because 7,eat8. 9
Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
I went on a walk last night with a really hot girl. Then she noticed me, and we went for a run.
Why was ten scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Remember, if you are suffering from paranoia...
You are not alone.
