A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: "Shut up ... you're next!"
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
I used to have a fear of hurdles
But I got over it
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.
I'm happy that i named my dog i know what you did. Its funny to see how much people get scared when i call him.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 was a 6 Offender
So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028? Because 102 8 1029
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed every one!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, "I'm scared."
The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"
Why don't blind people skydive? -- Because it scares their dogs too much!
I have a phobia of over engineered buildings. -- It's a complex complex complex.
My girlfriend is a porn star. -- She will kill me if she finds out.
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? -- Because 7 8 9.
