When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Why were the twin towers afraid of the New York jets
Because they are afraid of the jet
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Pregnant teen: I'm pregnant, my mum's gonna kill me.
Unborn baby: My mum's gonna kill me.
βThe naked man fears no pickpocketβ -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball? They are afraid the won't find home.
I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath... when all of a sudden... I felt a tap on my shoulder.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
I went on a walk last night with a really hot girl. Then she noticed me, and we went for a run.
Why was ten scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Remember, if you are suffering from paranoia...
You are not alone.
I took an hour-long shower. The German officers were looking at me kinda scared.
You was reaching into youβre backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
