what do you call a running chicken
scared
a little girl said one day " grandmas gonna die tonight". the next morning the girl's grandmother's body was found. that day she said again " Grandpas gonna die tonight" sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning. that day she said " daddy's gonna die tonight." the girls father was terrified. he lay shaking the entire night. somehow, he survived until morning. his wife came into the room crying. he asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
Why am I still alive? Pills give me stomache, blood makes faint, height frightens me...
Yea man! Life is wonderful! But, when u realise all of the ones u loved we're fake. And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice. Is 13 age too young for dying? Am i just paranoid? I'm scared.
my worst fear is being trapped in a lift with a man who is confident he can fix it.
Dad: no Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11"
What’s similar between a pregnant 12 year old and the fetus inside of her? They’re both thinking oh shit my mums gonna kill me!
This is a plane 2 for 1 combo to never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Why was 10 afraid because he was tween 911
Serial killers be like: blood is red veins are blue, next one is YOU.
What is the biggest fear of firefighters?
Burnout at work
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies
i threw my bomerang and now i live in constant fear
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" For 5 different men.
Teachers: when ever there’s a school shooting hide under the desk Students: hiding under desk Shooter: Well no ones in here
Two friends are arguing and one friend says ̈Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs ands or buts about it ̈ and the other friend says ̈Butt He is ̈.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? because he had no balls to do it
why are orphan so scared of the dark the dad cant check the closet for them.
