Fear jokes
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
I went on a walk last night with a really hot girl. Then she noticed me, and we went for a run.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
Why was ten scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Remember, if you are suffering from paranoia...
You are not alone.
I took an hour-long shower. The German officers were looking at me kinda scared.
You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?
Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.
Two friends are in a hospital lobby. Friend 2 notices Friend 1 crying.
Friend 1: "*crying hysterically*"
Friend 2: "Why are you crying?"
Friend 1: "I came here for a blood test."
Friend 2: "So? Are you afraid?"
Friend 1: "No. For the blood test, they cut my finger."
Friend 2: "*crying hysterically*"
Friend 1: "Why are you crying?"
Friend 2: "I came here for a urine test."
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?