Favourite jokes
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favorite teacher.
One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas.
The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas?"
Johnny replied, "Sorry, miss, my rabbit died."
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?