What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
Favourite Jokes
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favorite teacher.
One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas.
The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas?"
Johnny replied, "Sorry, miss, my rabbit died."
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
I was at a supermarket in Barcelona and I noticed the alarm had gone off. There was a thief at the store; the tea bag section had been ransacked.
Luckily they found the thief, Pionel Pessi, with boxes of his favourite tea, Penaltea. Shame on you, Pessi!
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
