Favourite jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favorite teacher.
One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas.
The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas?"
Johnny replied, "Sorry, miss, my rabbit died."
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
I was at a supermarket in Barcelona and I noticed the alarm had gone off. There was a thief at the store; the tea bag section had been ransacked.
Luckily they found the thief, Pionel Pessi, with boxes of his favourite tea, Penaltea. Shame on you, Pessi!