Favourite jokes
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
Memes
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favorite teacher.
One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas.
The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas?"
Johnny replied, "Sorry, miss, my rabbit died."
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What's a penguin's favorite relative?