Favourite jokes
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
The teacher asks me what my favourite word is.
I said it but got told off and sent to the principal.
What is my favourite word?
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?
A: Motherless.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
Q. What's a compulsive masturbator's favourite food?
A. Jackfruit
Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favorite teacher.
One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas.
The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas?"
Johnny replied, "Sorry, miss, my rabbit died."
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!