What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favorite teacher.
One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas.
The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas?"
Johnny replied, "Sorry, miss, my rabbit died."
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
What's an orphan least favourite joke?...
Yo mama
what was Stephen Hawking's favourite song?
Deja Vu
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
I was at a supermarket in Barcelona and I noticed the alarm had gone off. There was a thief at the store; the tea bag section had been ransacked.
Luckily they found the thief, Pionel Pessi, with boxes of his favourite tea, Penaltea. Shame on you, Pessi!
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
