Favourite jokes
Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?
A: Motherless.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
The teacher asks me what my favourite word is.
I said it but got told off and sent to the principal.
What is my favourite word?
Q. What's a compulsive masturbator's favourite food?
A. Jackfruit
Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favorite teacher.
One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas.
The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas?"
Johnny replied, "Sorry, miss, my rabbit died."
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.