Favourite jokes
Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
What was Jesus's favorite food?
Answer: Snails
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.