Favourite jokes
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."