Favourite jokes
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.