Favourite jokes
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.