What’s an orphan’s favourite school event?
Home coming
Q what is the the favourite song on the people who window dived out of the twin towers
A FREEE FALLIN
What’s steaven hawking favourite shampoo head and bolts
What is Stephen Hawkings favourite football anthem ? You'll Never Walk Alone.
What’s an orphan’s least favourite drink?
Milk. Because no one came back with any.
What is Chuck Norris favourite Sonic song Open Your Heart
what is osama bin laden favourite game
hide and seek
What was Stephen Hawkings favourite line in Rambo ? Don't push me.
What’s Stephan Hawkins favourite food?
His left shoulder
what's a pedo's favourite snack? sour patch kids.
What was Stephen Hawkings favourite movie ? Cabbage Patch Kids.
Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favourite teacher. One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas. The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas? Johnny Relied. Sorry miss my rabbit died.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!