Favourite jokes

What is an orphan's favorite TV show?

"Alone."

Q: What is a box's favorite sport?

A: Box-ketball.

Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.

Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?

A: Jujubes.

What is an orphan's favorite day?

Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.

What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?

Head and Shoulders.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?

Microchips 😂

I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."

What's a hamburger's favorite color?

Burgundy.

What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.

What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?

Black is their favorite color.

What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?

"Undress to Impress."

What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?

"Open Your Heart."

What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?

Milk, because no one came back with any.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?

"Don't push me."

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?

You'll Never Walk Alone.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.

What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?

His left shoulder.

What's your favorite type of flour?

Don't know.

Mines self-raising.