Favourite jokes
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."