Favourite jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.