Favourite jokes

What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?

Homecoming.

Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?

A: Jujubes.

What is an orphan's least favorite game?

44 Homes.

Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?

A: "Free Fallin'"

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?

Head and Shoulders.

What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?

What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?

Black is their favorite color.

What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!

What's a hamburger's favorite color?

Burgundy.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?

Microchips 😂

I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?

"Don't push me."

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.

What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?

His left shoulder.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?

You'll Never Walk Alone.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?

Milk, because no one came back with any.

What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?

Neurospicy.

What's a pedo's favorite snack?

Sour Patch Kids.

What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?

Hide and seek.

What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?

"Open Your Heart."