Favourite jokes
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
What are priests' favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.
A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:
TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.