Favourite jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
What is your favorite name?
What is your favorite time of day?
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
What are priests' favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.
A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:
TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!