Favourite jokes
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
What is your favorite time of day?
What is your favorite name?
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
What are priests' favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!