Favourite jokes
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
What is your favorite name?
What is your favorite time of day?
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking đź’•
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
What are priests' favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:
TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.