Favourite jokes

What is your favorite name?

Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.

Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...

Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?

A. Gallows humor.

Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?

A. I forget.

What are priests' favorite shoe?

White Vans.

What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?

It's raining planes! Hallelujah!

What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.

What's an old man's favorite food?

Wrinkled onions.

Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?

What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?

Pelvis Presley.

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!

Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.

A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:

TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!

I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!

What's Damo's favorite food?

Big slongs.

A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.

What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?

An arti-“choke”!

What’s a homeless person's favorite food?

What is a carrot's favorite shop?

The wheelchair store.