Favourite jokes

What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.

Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?

A. Gallows humor.

Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...

Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?

A. I forget.

Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.

What's an orphan's favorite sport?

Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.

What is your favorite name?

What is a snake's favorite drug?

Adder-all.

What’s Emos favourite bacci?

Cutters choice.

What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.

What is your favorite time of day?

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?

His dribble.

Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?

A) Head and Shoulders.

Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?

A) Shoulders.

For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite music?

Rock and roll.

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite car?

Rolls Royce.

What are priests' favorite shoe?

White Vans.

What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?

It's raining planes! Hallelujah!

What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.

What's an old man's favorite food?

Wrinkled onions.

What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?

Pelvis Presley.