Orphan's Drink

Alright listen up, lil' buddy. So, you know orphans, right? They don't have parents. The joke is that they don't like milk because when their parents went to get it, they never came back. Get it? It's funny because it's sad. You're probably used to not getting it, seeing as you are still using training wheels at your age. Just kidding! (But seriously...) Based bear out!