Favourite jokes

A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.

What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?

Brigham Young and Boise State.

What is a necrophile's least favorite game?

The Walking Dead.

I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.

Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favorite teacher.

One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas.

The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas?"

Johnny replied, "Sorry, miss, my rabbit died."

What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.

What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?

SPACE.

What’s Emos favourite bacci?

Cutters choice.

What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?

White vans.

What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.

Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.

What's an African's favorite TV show?

Meal Or No Meal!

What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!

Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?

A. System of a Down's syndrome.

What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?

"When am I gonna see my parents?"

Lmao.

What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.

What is an Emo's favorite movie?

"Suicide Squad."

What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?

His left shoulder.

Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?

A. "Till I Collapse."

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.