What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Favourite Jokes
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
