Favourite jokes
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.