Favourite jokes
My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
I was at a supermarket in Barcelona and I noticed the alarm had gone off. There was a thief at the store; the tea bag section had been ransacked.
Luckily they found the thief, Pionel Pessi, with boxes of his favourite tea, Penaltea. Shame on you, Pessi!
What is Jesus's favorite exercise? Cross fit.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."