Favourite jokes
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.