What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Favourite Jokes
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
