Favourite jokes
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."