What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
What is a skeleton’s favourite singer? Pelvis Presley
Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."
Q: What is a clown’s favourite fish
A: the clownfish
Q: what is a box favourite sport
A: box-ketball
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What is a cannibals favourite place to go? An orphanage, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is an orphans favourite navel film
Spiderman no way home
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
What is a snake's favourite drug? Adder-all
What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
What's an orphan least favourite joke?...
Yo mama
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What is an orphans favourite day? Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out
What God favourite Michael Jackson song ? The Earth song 😍😍😍
What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.
