Favourite jokes
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
My favorite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.