Favorite jokes
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
What is Saturn's favorite day?
Saturday!
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
You know chords, right? Well, you know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sense of power, to just F A-minor.
But that's not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or, though a bit tricky, the D of minors into the B of minors.
And at this point you've gotten the point and if I want to continue it would be a bit of a stretch.
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”
Me: “Hey, did you kno-“
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.