Favorite jokes
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What's a cancer patient's favorite food?
Kentucky Fried Chemotherapy
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!