Favorite jokes
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
Tyler: What's your favorite fruit?
Frankie: Pineapple duh, what's yours?
Tyler: Pineapple
Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone.
Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there?
Frankie: Right now.
Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom?
Frankie: Now enough talk, let's fuck.
Tyler: I thought you never asked.
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.