Favorite jokes
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
What is your favorite time of day?
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.
What are priests' favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
Tyler: What's your favorite fruit?
Frankie: Pineapple duh, what's yours?
Tyler: Pineapple
Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone.
Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there?
Frankie: Right now.
Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom?
Frankie: Now enough talk, let's fuck.
Tyler: I thought you never asked.