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Favorite jokes

Game

What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.

Meal

What's a gay person's favorite meal?

Meat with white sticky stuff.

Bird

Time for double joke Tuesday.

What is a bird's favorite letter?

A C gull.

So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.

Kid: You're a dick, you know!

Me: And you're a pussy, you know?

Rapper

- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?

- He is very cold-blooded.

- Why?

- He is Ice Cube.

Pineapple

Tyler: What's your favorite fruit?

Frankie: Pineapple duh, what's yours?

Tyler: Pineapple

Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone.

Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there?

Frankie: Right now.

Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom?

Frankie: Now enough talk, let's fuck.

Tyler: I thought you never asked.

Sex toy

Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.

Song

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?

"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.

Tree

Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.

His husband said, "What's your question?"

Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"

His husband said "Yes?"

Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"