Favorite jokes
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
What are priests' favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
Tyler: What's your favorite fruit?
Frankie: Pineapple duh, what's yours?
Tyler: Pineapple
Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone.
Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there?
Frankie: Right now.
Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom?
Frankie: Now enough talk, let's fuck.
Tyler: I thought you never asked.
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!