Favorite jokes
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
What are priests' favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
Tyler: What's your favorite fruit?
Frankie: Pineapple duh, what's yours?
Tyler: Pineapple
Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone.
Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there?
Frankie: Right now.
Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom?
Frankie: Now enough talk, let's fuck.
Tyler: I thought you never asked.
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"