Favorite jokes
Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
What is Saturn's favorite day?
Saturday!
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.