Favorite jokes
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.
What is Saturn's favorite day?
Saturday!
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
You know chords, right? Well, you know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sense of power, to just F A-minor.
But that's not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or, though a bit tricky, the D of minors into the B of minors.
And at this point you've gotten the point and if I want to continue it would be a bit of a stretch.
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.