Favorite jokes
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
What's Stephen Hawking’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
How do you trick a camel jockey into drinking a bottle of watermelon schnapps?
Pour watermelon seeds into a bottle of watermelon schnapps.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!