Favorite jokes
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
What is Saturn's favorite day?
Saturday!
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.