Favorite jokes
What is Saturn's favorite day?
Saturday!
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
You know chords, right? Well, you know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sense of power, to just F A-minor.
But that's not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or, though a bit tricky, the D of minors into the B of minors.
And at this point you've gotten the point and if I want to continue it would be a bit of a stretch.
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”
Me: “Hey, did you kno-“
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
What's a psych ward worker's favorite incense?
Insurance fraud.
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.
What is your favorite color?
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!