Favorite jokes
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
What is your favorite color?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
What's a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?
Kinder
My favorite species is a cheetah because
Ima cheet-ah on the test.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.