Favorite jokes
What is your favorite name?
What is your favorite name?
Amy has.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.