Tyler: What's your favorite fruit?
Frankie: Pineapple duh, what's yours?
Tyler: Pineapple
Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone.
Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there?
Frankie: Right now.
Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom?
Frankie: Now enough talk, let's fuck.
Tyler: I thought you never asked.
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
What is Saturn's favorite day?
Saturday!
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
