Favorite jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
What is your favorite name?
Amy has.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
What is your favorite name?
What is your favorite time of day?
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.