Favorite jokes
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
what is george floyd's favorite shade of color? kneeon.
What's George Floyds Favorite color... Kneeon
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What are priests' favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
Tyler: What's your favorite fruit?
Frankie: Pineapple duh, what's yours?
Tyler: Pineapple
Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone.
Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there?
Frankie: Right now.
Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom?
Frankie: Now enough talk, let's fuck.
Tyler: I thought you never asked.
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.