Favorite jokes
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
What is your favorite time of day?
What is your favorite name?
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What are priests' favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.