Favorite jokes
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What are priests' favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
Tyler: What's your favorite fruit?
Frankie: Pineapple duh, what's yours?
Tyler: Pineapple
Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone.
Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there?
Frankie: Right now.
Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom?
Frankie: Now enough talk, let's fuck.
Tyler: I thought you never asked.
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.