Favorite jokes
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
What is your favorite name?
Amy has.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
What is your favorite name?
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.