Favorite jokes
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
What is your favorite name?
Amy has.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!