Favorite jokes
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
What's an emo's least favorite show?
Dr. Phil.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
What is your favorite name?
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
I was making a bet with my grandfather about who would die first. I said that I would die first.
He said "Bet" and died after he drank his coffee.
He was my least favorite grandparent.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?
Chair-y.
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.