Favorite jokes
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
Was ist der Lieblingssport eines Deutschen?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!