No Way Home

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark, like your soul. Orphans don't have parents, right? And Spider-Man: No Way Home is called "No Way Home" which is kinda like they ain't got no home, see? It's funny 'cause it's sad, and you're probably laughing 'cause you're a terrible person. I know that you laughed, don't lie to me.