Favorite jokes
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame".
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.