Favorite jokes
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame".
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion