Favorite jokes
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
Memes
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."