Favorite jokes
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.