What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
Favorite Jokes
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame".
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
High school crush: Why do you always look so sad?
Me: My mom is dead, and my favorite grandma, and my uncle killed both of them, and now he's in jail.
High school crush: Shit. Sorry about that.
Me: And my crush hasn't asked me out.
High school crush: Who is it?
Me: You.
Him: Goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back)
Me: Fuck that.
What is Jesus' favorite gun?
A nail gun.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
