Favorite jokes
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Memes
Hahaha now what overlord should i kill next
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.