Favorite jokes
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
What is Donald Trump's favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets.
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What's a chairmaker's favorite flavor?
Chair-y.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?