Favorite jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
Was ist der Lieblingssport eines Deutschen?
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
my favorite food
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.