Favorite jokes

Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?

Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.

Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?

Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.

Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.

What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.

Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!

After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?

Battery acid.

Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?

A: Blue stop signs.

What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?

"Romeow and Drooliet!"

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.

My favorite website.

What is a pig's favorite part of karate?

A pork chop.

What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?

"Rap-tures."

What's a rapper's favorite instrument?

The MIC-DROPHONE!

What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?

CYPRESS HILL.

What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?

Mic Drops.

What's a rapper's favorite animal?

RHYMENOCEROS!

What's a rapper's favorite type of car?

A RAPMOBILE!

What is a terrorist's favorite song?

"Pumped Up Kicks."

What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?

The slash and burn tactic.