Favorite jokes
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
Memes
Me when I break my pony :
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.