Favorite jokes
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
Memes
Me when I break my pony :
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.