Favorite jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.