Favorite jokes

Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?

A: Blue stop signs.

What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?

"Romeow and Drooliet!"

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?

Battery acid.

What's a rapper's favorite animal?

RHYMENOCEROS!

What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?

"Rap-tures."

What's a rapper's favorite instrument?

The MIC-DROPHONE!

What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?

CYPRESS HILL.

What's a rapper's favorite type of car?

A RAPMOBILE!

What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?

Black is their favorite color.

What is a pig's favorite part of karate?

A pork chop.

What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?

Life Savers.

What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.

What is a terrorist's favorite song?

"Pumped Up Kicks."

What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?

Mic Drops.

What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?

The slash and burn tactic.

What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

"Adopt Me."

What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.

What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?

Rainbow Road.

What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?

"Undress to Impress."

What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?

Heavy bars.