What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Favorite Jokes
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
A repost to celebrate: Happy Mario Day! Take a break and read your favorite chapter from the Communist Manifesto.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
