Favorite jokes

What's a cow's favorite thing?

A mooooovie.

What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?

Obi-Wan Cannoli.

What's a pig's favorite ballet?

Swine Lake.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?

His left shoulder.

Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!

What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?

"Romeow and Drooliet!"

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?

Battery acid.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.

My favorite website.

After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."

Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?

A: Blue stop signs.

What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.

What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?

Life Savers.

What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?

Black is their favorite color.

What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?

Mic Drops.

What's a rapper's favorite instrument?

The MIC-DROPHONE!

What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?

CYPRESS HILL.

What's a rapper's favorite animal?

RHYMENOCEROS!

What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?

"Rap-tures."