Which is Ronaldo's favorite son, Matteo or Cristiano Junior?
Neither. His favorite is San Marino, perfect for stat-padding with tap-ins and penalties!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
