Favorite jokes
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
Memes
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
What is an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.