Favorite jokes
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
What are priests' favorite shoe?
White Vans.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A nectarine.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again, but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favorite...
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
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