Favorite jokes
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂
What is a panda's favorite cooking implement?
A pan-duh.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?
Beat it.
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
Honestly
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What is an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.