Favorite jokes
Which is Ronaldo's favorite son, Matteo or Cristiano Junior?
Neither. His favorite is San Marino, perfect for stat-padding with tap-ins and penalties!
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?
A: Motherless.
What is your favorite color?
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?
A: Wo-Tah!
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.