Favorite jokes

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?

Beat it.

What is a panda's favorite cooking implement?

A pan-duh.

What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?

"Adopt Me."

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.

What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?

"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."

What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?

Domi-nose.

Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂

What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.

What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?

Harry Potter.

What's a pedophile's favorite fast food meal?

In-N-Out of kids.

I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.

What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?

Halloween. Free delivery!

I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.

What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?

Brockoli.

What is a self-harm person's favorite game?

Fruit Ninja.

What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?

Home.

What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”

What is an orphan's favorite store?

Home Depot.

What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?

Spaghett-hehe.