Favorite jokes
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?
Beat it.
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
Memes
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What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
What is an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.