Favorite Jokes

What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂

Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.

It says, "271032."

What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?

Home.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?

Spaghett-hehe.

What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”

What's a rapist's favorite scale?

C Minor.

8008135 is my favorite number.

The worst ratio is 6:9.

And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.

What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?

Halloween. Free delivery!

What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!

What is Hitler's favorite letter?

Not-Z.

What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.

What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.

What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.

What is an orphan’s favorite beer?

Fosters.

What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.

What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.

What's an Asian's favorite food place?

Answer: Petco

Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?

Because they can actually land a home.

Why do sisters hate you?

Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P

What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!