Favorite jokes
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.
Memes
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.