Favorite jokes
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
What is an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
Praise the all mighty Toaster!
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!