Favorite jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
What movie does an orphan hate?
"Spider-Man: Far From Home."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
Paul's favorite car.
A Carrera GT.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
Stroke victims are my heroes.
My favorite is Louis C.K.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.