Favorite jokes
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
What is Epstein's favorite piano chord?
A minor.
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
What’s a gay man’s favorite cereal?
Froot Loops