What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
What's Steven's hawkings favourite food ?
His shoulder
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A nectarine.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again, but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favorite...
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
-P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad
My favorite species is a cheetah because
Ima cheet-ah on the test.
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
:What’s an orphans favorite Netflix show Fuller house
What’s a cannibals favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men)
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
