Favorite jokes
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
What is Epstein's favorite piano chord?
A minor.
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
What’s a gay man’s favorite cereal?
Froot Loops
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."