What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is, " wii wii"
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
What was jesus's favourite food? Answr: sNAILS
What's My Favorite Thing About My Grandpa?
His life insurance...
What is Jesus's Favorite Exercise? Cross Fit
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink? Killer Koolaid
What is a Mexican favorite type of dog.A Chihuahua
What is Steven hawking's least favorite movie? Standing tall
what's an old man's favourite food
wrinkled onions
What is the titanic's favorite mint?
Icebreakers
What's Thanos' favorite game? Half-life
My favorite toast for parties:
May I be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows I'm dead.
What is Hitlers favorite book. Hitler and the chamber of secrets
what is a pedophiles favorite song?
Jerking off in A minor.
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day, he told me he was into rock music. Told me his favorite song was Down With The Syndrome. Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
