Favorite jokes
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
What’s a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
What is a pup's favorite pizza?
Pupperoni
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.