Favorite jokes
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.
Memes
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.