Fat

Fat Jokes

Momma

Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Scale

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

Ugliness

You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!

Rule

You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.

Mum

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.

Whale

I met a fat chick at the beach.

People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?

Dad

Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.

Woman

I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.

Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.

Mama

Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.

Virgin

Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):

"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"

Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".