People

BigCountry

Why are all fat people bad drivers?

They are all hungover.

Toilet

JohnFDeadedy

My friend is gonna release a air strike, there has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.

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Car

■~■

Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider●-●

Yo mama

SSM

Yo mama so fat…

Yo mama

ThanosClapper

yo mama so fat, thanos had to snap twice

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Box

MURDOC NICCALS

Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you’re a fat guy.

Skinny

Insta-lil_drewunchaain

What did the fat guy say to the skinny- Fat-Does this look fat on me Skinny-no I don’t think it’s that Fat-thinking

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat when she walked in the room we missed three seasons of our show

Yo mama

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat she is one of the boulders in Indiana jones.

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North Korea

Trump does standup

Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korea missile would have competition.

Make

Anonymous

Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.

Time

Anonymous

yo mama so fat the last time she 90210 was on a scale

Yo mama

Wolven_Witchery

yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed “METEOR!!!”

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Door

Mouse 81

Yo mamas so fat, she invented double doors!

Yo mama

imagine dragons

yo mama so fat she needs two watches for each timezone

Movie

Anonymous

Yo mama’s so fat, she works in the movie theater as screen.

Eating

Anonymous

eat my ass

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Sally

ANONYMOUS

where did sally go during the bombing, EVERYWHERE. your mama is so fat, that when she was playing online, SHE CRASHED THE WHOLE SERVER.

Yo mama

zach

yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great wall of China.

Morning

THAT MEXICAN

My “overweight” friend and me were talking at lunch.

Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly dude?

Me: annoyedJason when you stepped on the scale this morning it asked for you’re weight not you’re phone number.