Fat jokes

You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!

Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.

Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.

Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.

Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!

Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.

You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.

You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.

Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.

You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.

Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.

I met a fat chick at the beach.

People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?

Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.

What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?

Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.

How do fat people settle arguments?

By seeing who can eat the most at a buffet.