Fat

Fat Jokes

your mama so fat when pennywise said "we all float down here" he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.

your mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number.

My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her so I said. "You have perfect eyesight!"

My wife is so fat. She asked me to get on top I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there my ears popped and the air was so thin. I had to have 2 Sherpas drag me off the mountain.

your momma so fat when she stepped on 1 scale it broke when she got another one it said tbc she looked in the mirror it broke