Fat jokes

Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.

You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.

You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.

When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?

You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!

Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.

Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!

Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.

Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.

Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!

Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.

Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.

What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?

Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.

My sis a fat cow.