Fat jokes

What goes in small and soft?

And comes out big and hard?

A tea bag.

Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.

What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?

Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.

Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.

I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.

Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.

I met a fat chick at the beach.

People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?

You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.

You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.

Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.

You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.

Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.

When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?

You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!

Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.