Fat jokes
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
Yo Mama so fat, she could fit you in her stomach.
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.