Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.
You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.
Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.
My sis a fat cow.
Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):
"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"
Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
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