Fat Jokes

Last week I went on a whale watch.

After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house

yo mumma so fat i took a photo of her last year and its still printing.

Yo mama so fat when she jumped, I didn’t laugh but the floor cracked up

We clap when we see you we clap our hands over our eyes

Her:"Land of the free" Me:*fat Her: What do you mean? Me: Its not fat free

your mama so fat that when thanos snapped his finger it only got rid of weight

I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess" I said 215kg, he didnt find it as funny

Yo mama so fat when she went on the weighing scale it said to be continued

yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double page spread

what did the fat say to the other fat. i am fatey

your hairline goes so far back your mom cant even reach it

the only docter you have is doctor pepper.

you're so fat, that you're fat

if someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, your the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person

Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything

You are so fat and ugly chucky didn't even want to play with you.

yoo mama is so fat she jump on a trampoline and she broke it

Your mum is so fat when the doctors did her x-ray the doctor said to her "i want your x-ray not an eliphants x-ray"

Your mum is so fat when she was sitting on a scale the number couldnt even fit in the scale and came shooting out

Your mum is so fat when she was on front of my apartment i couldnt get in