Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.
You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.
You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.
I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.
Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
My sis a fat cow.
Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):
"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"
Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."
