Fat jokes
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
Salman Rushdie got a new book out.
It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
Yo Mama so fat, she could fit you in her stomach.
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
Obese is the N-word for fat people.