My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Every time I come in the kitchen, my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food, like the fried chicken, the mashed potatoes, the collard greens, mac and cheese, and the cornbread.
Then I said I wanna eat some of that shit. I love soul food. Then I told her, "You keep it up; your fat ass is going to be big like the house on Haunted Hill."
Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"
There was once a young sister who never got anything good for her birthday, and she was sick of it. So one day the girl asked for a puppy, and the parents said yes.
When she got the puppy, he was nice, but the puppy needed food every two minutes. The parents eventually got sick of it and came up with a plan. Two weeks passed and the younger and less fat sister asked where her other sister was as she wanted to play Barbies. “And also, why haven’t you been feeding the dog? He needs food, you know.” The parents only answered with “Oh! Yes, you can have a room all to yourself now. And about the puppy...he won’t need feeding for years.”
My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?
Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.
Yo mama so FAT..
That when she had sex with you..
Your balls turned to pancakes.
You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.
Yo mamas so fat when she sat down there was a big earthquake
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
A fat man coming in the store.
Waiter: Oh god, not again :|
Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.
Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?
Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
