Fat jokes
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10... It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
Ur fat.
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
Mvccfffghhhhggv.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.