Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
How do fat people settle arguments?
By bumping into each other to see who falls over first.
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
SHES FAT!!
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.
Obese is the N-word for fat people.
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
The fat kid asked the teacher, "Is Godzilla real?" The teacher said, "They're standing right in front of me."
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.