Fat

Fat Jokes

your momma so fat when she stepped on 1 scale it broke when she got another one it said tbc she looked in the mirror it broke

Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider●-●

I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help. Later that week I ran into them on the dance floor, one of them asked me if I wanted to dance I told her no, the other asked me if I knew what was cracking, I calmly said the floor.

You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.

A guy walks into a bar hes like whats your number lad and the women be like 298 777 fatso.com and he walked home depressed