Fat jokes
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.
Memes
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my friend.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.