Your mums so fat she’s the iceberg that sunk the titanic
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide but the roof fell off.....
your mama so fat when she went o the baseball tournament she nocked everyone out of the park
Your so far your ass has 2 zip codes
a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
Friend...you so faaaat. Me... Boy at lest I'm not built like a Nintendo switch
i am a fat girl
Hey I got some dominos pizza salad breadsticks and chicken wings for everyone yeah but make sure ms Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up because if she do I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
your mama is so fat ,you can't tell if shes pregnant or not
(Don't take this seriously just funny): Yo mama so fat when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her a yell "Hey Yo Taxi!!!"
Yo mama so fat it took your dad 8 years to cme back woth the milk
Yo mama so fat she sunk the titanic
Yo mama's so dumb she waited until the stop sign to turn blue. Yo mama's so fat when she got pregnant she failed to the earth's core.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
yo mama so fat she ate saturn and mistaked it for bubble gum
What do you get when you gobbled down sweets ?
your moms so fat she dont need to be worldwide she alredy is
You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number"
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country? A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
what does adam look like the fat ginger baby of boss baby
