What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.
Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my friend.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar of ten dollar bills, so he asks the bartender if it's a jar of tips. The bartender says no, it's for a bet. So the man asks what the bet is and the bartender says, "Well, if you put ten dollars into the jar then knock out the bouncer, next you go outside and remove a rotten tooth out of the rottweiler's mouth, and last you go upstairs and give an orgasm to the fat lady who has never had one. If you can do all those things then you get everything in the jar as well as free drinks for the month." So the guy puts in ten dollars, turns to the guy next to him and knocks him out with one punch. Then the guy continues outside, all you hear for an hour is screaming and whining from the dog. When all is silent, the man walks in and asks, "So where is the fat lady with the tooth?"
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
