Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
