Fat

Fat jokes

Mama

Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.

Joe mama

Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.

Credits: to my friend.

Fat People

When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

People

You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"

Momma

Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.

Yo mama

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

Satellite

Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.

Bully: (Speechless)

Mom

When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.

Mama

Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.

Momma

Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.