Fat jokes
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar of ten dollar bills, so he asks the bartender if it's a jar of tips. The bartender says no, it's for a bet. So the man asks what the bet is and the bartender says, "Well, if you put ten dollars into the jar then knock out the bouncer, next you go outside and remove a rotten tooth out of the rottweiler's mouth, and last you go upstairs and give an orgasm to the fat lady who has never had one. If you can do all those things then you get everything in the jar as well as free drinks for the month." So the guy puts in ten dollars, turns to the guy next to him and knocks him out with one punch. Then the guy continues outside, all you hear for an hour is screaming and whining from the dog. When all is silent, the man walks in and asks, "So where is the fat lady with the tooth?"
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my friend.
Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!