Fat jokes

Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.

Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.

Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.

What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.

Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.

Credits: to my friend.

Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.

Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.

Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.

When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.

Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.

Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.

Bully: (Speechless)

When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.

You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"

Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.

Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.