Fat jokes

Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.

What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.

Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.

Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.

Credits: to my friend.

When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.

Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.

Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.

Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"

Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.

Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.

Bully: (Speechless)

When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.

Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.

Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.

Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.