Fat jokes

Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.

Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar of ten dollar bills, so he asks the bartender if it's a jar of tips. The bartender says no, it's for a bet. So the man asks what the bet is and the bartender says, "Well, if you put ten dollars into the jar then knock out the bouncer, next you go outside and remove a rotten tooth out of the rottweiler's mouth, and last you go upstairs and give an orgasm to the fat lady who has never had one. If you can do all those things then you get everything in the jar as well as free drinks for the month." So the guy puts in ten dollars, turns to the guy next to him and knocks him out with one punch. Then the guy continues outside, all you hear for an hour is screaming and whining from the dog. When all is silent, the man walks in and asks, "So where is the fat lady with the tooth?"

Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.

Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.

What do you call a fat transgender midget?

Jigglypuff.

When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.

Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.

What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.

Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.

Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.

Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.

Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.

Credits: to my friend.

Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.

Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.

How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.