Fat jokes
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.
Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my friend.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?