Fat jokes
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
Memes
Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my friend.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.