Fat jokes
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
Arden is so fat!
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”