Fat jokes
Hey, fatboy, why are you so damn fat?
Because every time I f*** your mom, she gives me a cookie.
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
What is Lizzo?
Big, fat, and ugly.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.