Yo mama so fat that when she attempted Auicide she bounced to Area 51.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
Yo momma so fat her ankle broke and gravy poured out
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
Yo momma so fat when she caught the flesh eating bacteria it gave up!
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!
Joke 1# ' Knock Knock ' Whos there? ' Pastur ' Pastur who? ' Past ur bedtime '.
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top a gas station, she will lower the prices.
yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people she thinks its a twinkie lmao xd
Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.
What did the indian say to the fat man?
Curry up!
I know why asain's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly
Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.
Joe mama so fat dora can't explore her
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess" I said 215kg, he didnt find it as funny
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet cuz she is worldwide
