Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
What did the indian say to the fat man?
Curry up!
Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.
Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
