To mama so fat when she went on a plane somebody yelled A SOLLAR ECLIPSE
my doctor said i need to lose calories, so i got a piece of paper, wrote calories and lit it on fire.
you went to the bed store asking for a water bed they put a pillow and sheets on the ocean
Her:"Land of the free" Me:*fat Her: What do you mean? Me: Its not fat free
Your so fat the only thing you could be for halloween was the coolaid man
says Alex stokes Kat Ive Seen you eat Many food
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun? Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
To mama so fat when she goes to get grapes off a bush the bush says bitch never thought they can grow that big
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture it was just her.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people? A mass murderer.
what is the only place fat people live? obi-city
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9?
a JUMBO shrimp.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
Why was 10 afraid because he was tween 911
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
what do a fat woman and bricks have in common, them both get layed by Mexicans
yo mamas so fat she woke up on both sides of the bed
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Yo momma so fat when she tried to hang herself the noose broke.
ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar,hey said sorry we don't sell food her
