Fashion jokes
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."
"Interesting."
"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.
What do you call a clock on a belt?
A waist of time.
Tuxedos suit you.
So I got asked why I suddenly started wearing a beret, and I said, "Well, you never know when you need to pick a lock."
I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,
but I never realized they suited me.
I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realized they didn't fit me around the waist, so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waste of time.
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
I tried to find a camouflage shirt, but I couldn’t find one.
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
What did one needle say to the other?
"You be looking sharp!"
Wanna hear a joke?
Your outfit. Har har!
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
Yo mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away.
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized it was a waste of time!
One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says, “The teacher is very intelligent.” The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?” Little Suzie says, “They are very fashionable.” The teacher says, “Johnny, why don’t you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence.” Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy, ‘Darling, how does my dick taste?’”
One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate'"