What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.
Jessie?
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in your man's pussy.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
