Fashion jokes

What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry?

Carats.

What did the tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

What did the shoes say to the pants?

"SUP, BRITCHES!"

What shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.

They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.

They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.

How do you know a hippie is on her period?

Her socks are missing.

How do you know she's off?

Her socks are tye-dye.

Why are Trump's ties so long?

Because they go all the way to Russia.

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees.