Fashion jokes

They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.

They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.

How do you know a hippie is on her period?

Her socks are missing.

How do you know she's off?

Her socks are tye-dye.

Why are Trump's ties so long?

Because they go all the way to Russia.

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees.