Fashion jokes
Why do blondes wear tight skirts?
To keep their legs closed.
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
My friend broke his tie. That's a tie breaker.
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in my ass.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
I ran out of bras, so I wore...
My grandma's underpants!
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
A man with a mullet walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "The party's in the back!"
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
What did the hat say to the tie?
"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"