I ran out of bras, so I wore...
My grandma's underpants!
Fashion Jokes
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
A man with a mullet walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "The party's in the back!"
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
What did the hat say to the tie?
"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."
"Interesting."
"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.
What do you call a clock on a belt?
A waist of time.
Tuxedos suit you.
So I got asked why I suddenly started wearing a beret, and I said, "Well, you never know when you need to pick a lock."
I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,
but I never realized they suited me.
