Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
One hat told another hat to stay behind, and he will go on a-head.
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...
I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.
Two hats are next to each other. One hat says to the other, "Stay here, I'll go on ahead."
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.
Buccellati
Why do blondes wear tight skirts?
To keep their legs closed.
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
My friend broke his tie. That's a tie breaker.
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in my ass.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
