Fashion jokes
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
One hat told another hat to stay behind, and he will go on a-head.
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...
I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.
Two hats are next to each other. One hat says to the other, "Stay here, I'll go on ahead."
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.
Buccellati
Why do blondes wear tight skirts?
To keep their legs closed.
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.