Family jokes
Orphan joke protest! Orphans are nice and kind, so stop joking about them!
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Good luck, Jake.
What did the orphan say to the house? Can I live here?
Why do orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
Girl: Can we visit Grandma this weekend?
Mother: Sure.
Five-year-old: Look mommy! Two people and they're wearing rope necklaces!
Memes
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
My wife left me yesterday.
I haven't talked to the kids in a year.
Son, you are not precious, so pack your bags because someone else is going to adopt you.
Dad, what do you mean someone else will adopt me?
Son, you're adopted!
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
When a lady gets married, what does she borrow?
She borrows her husband's last name.
If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!
You, I didn’t see you there. The pizza place is hunted bad, so you are scared 😱😱😱😱 and so you run and you see your grandma, and you were happy again forever and ever ha ha so funny 😁. The end or is it bye-bye?
Mum is the best!
A person walks into the bar and said, "Hey barman, get my son a drink and tell him his dad is dead."
Who said that?
Me when I find my sister's diary: oooooo!
Hi, Dad.
My dad died lol.
Say, Aiden, are you and Gwen dating? Oooo, you and her sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G., then comes the romance, then comes engagement, then comes the wedding, and then the baby! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Then comes cheating and arguments, and then D.I.V.O.R.C.E.!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aiden + Gwen = Husband and wife! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Girlfriend and boyfriend!!!!!!!!
Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?
Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.
Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.
Ur mom gei.