Family jokes

You, I didn’t see you there. The pizza place is hunted bad, so you are scared 😱😱😱😱 and so you run and you see your grandma, and you were happy again forever and ever ha ha so funny 😁. The end or is it bye-bye?

Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?

His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.

When a lady gets married, what does she borrow?

She borrows her husband's last name.

My mom's name is Angel, and she is nothing like one!

Especially in bed...

A person walks into the bar and said, "Hey barman, get my son a drink and tell him his dad is dead."

Who said that?

Mum is the best!

My dad died lol.

Hi, Dad.

Say, Aiden, are you and Gwen dating? Oooo, you and her sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G., then comes the romance, then comes engagement, then comes the wedding, and then the baby! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Then comes cheating and arguments, and then D.I.V.O.R.C.E.!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aiden + Gwen = Husband and wife! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Girlfriend and boyfriend!!!!!!!!

Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?

Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.

Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.

Ur mom gei.

Kid: Dad, I want Santa to give me an iPhone.

Indian poor dad: Son, Santa is deaf.

Kid: No, he is not. I saw him on TV yesterday.

Indian poor dad: Oh, actually, I asked him for a new wife. Maybe he is wearing AirPods.

Kid: You are my Santa, daddy.

Indian poor dad: Pull down your pants, son.

Kid: It's not an Apple product.

Indian poor dad: It's a banana.

Dad: Johnny! Johnny!

Little Johnny: Yes, Papa?

Dad: Did you hit your brother?

Little Johnny: No, Papa!

Dad: Telling lies?

Little Johnny: No, Papa!

Dad: Let me see your fist.

Little Johnny: Ha ha ha!

Dad: What is so funny?

Little Johnny: You are, Dad, because I don't have a brother!

Dad: >:(

Little Johnny: What? It's true!

Dad: You do have a point there, Johnny.

Little Johnny: Love you, Dad!

Dad: Love you too, son.

Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.

My Dad went for some milk. He never came back :)

Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.

I sucked your mom's anus.

Ur mum homo.

If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.

Your mom... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!