Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Family Jokes
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
Mom!
My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
Doctor: “You’ll be at peace soon.”
Man: “Am I dying?”
Doctor: “No, your wife is.”
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Fuller House."
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
Who's an orphan?
You are.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
