Family jokes
Kid: Dad, I want Santa to give me an iPhone.
Indian poor dad: Son, Santa is deaf.
Kid: No, he is not. I saw him on TV yesterday.
Indian poor dad: Oh, actually, I asked him for a new wife. Maybe he is wearing AirPods.
Kid: You are my Santa, daddy.
Indian poor dad: Pull down your pants, son.
Kid: It's not an Apple product.
Indian poor dad: It's a banana.
Dad: Johnny! Johnny!
Little Johnny: Yes, Papa?
Dad: Did you hit your brother?
Little Johnny: No, Papa!
Dad: Telling lies?
Little Johnny: No, Papa!
Dad: Let me see your fist.
Little Johnny: Ha ha ha!
Dad: What is so funny?
Little Johnny: You are, Dad, because I don't have a brother!
Dad: >:(
Little Johnny: What? It's true!
Dad: You do have a point there, Johnny.
Little Johnny: Love you, Dad!
Dad: Love you too, son.
Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.
My Dad went for some milk. He never came back :)
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
Memes
My som
Ur mum homo.
I sucked your mom's anus.
Your mom... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.
Ya nan!
My wife and I were at the park with our little princess today.
We decided to go back home, then some jerk had the nerve to shout, "Stop those two! They have my daughter!"
I told my grampa hello, and I said, "Hope you die!" hahahhhhahahahahahhahahahhahaha
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were going out and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home, and I will get back with him tomorrow morning.
Your mom walked into another bar and broke all the furniture. Again.
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
My grandad killed Hitler. He was such a great man!
Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?
Treon: How did you find that?!
Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!
Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!
Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!
Treon: We can't!
Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.