Family jokes
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Memes
My som
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
Why did the adopted kid eat the last cookie? Because he was the only one left to adopt; everyone hated him.
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
What is so annoying? A younger sister.
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.
"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"
I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.
She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?