Family jokes
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
What are orphans' favorite sports team? The home team.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
My grandpa died to ligma.
Ligma balls lol.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Mom!
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)