Family jokes
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
My mom left me at a very young age.
My som
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
*Son comes out as gay*
Me: What's 17 more years?
I'm pregnant.
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.
Hello, I am firesharky, the brother of Watersharky.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
My grandpa died to ligma.
Ligma balls lol.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.