Family jokes
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.
Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?
Brother: Sure.
Me: Turn off the light.
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
Orphan joke.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Yo mamma sucks!
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Who's an orphan?
You are.
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.