Family jokes
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
"Where are you? I need to throw you out because Mum said to take out the trash."
I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!
What did the orphan say to the house? Can I live here?
Memes
HERE ARE MY DOGS
Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
Orphan joke protest! Orphans are nice and kind, so stop joking about them!
Sign a comment and put me or anything else to protest about!
Good luck, Jake.
UHH, DADDY!
You wanna hear an orphan joke?
Okay, here it goes:
You.
Why do orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Son, you are not precious, so pack your bags because someone else is going to adopt you.
Dad, what do you mean someone else will adopt me?
Son, you're adopted!
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
My wife left me yesterday.
I haven't talked to the kids in a year.
Why canāt orphans be a space ship? Because they donāt have a mothership!
Girl: Can we visit Grandma this weekend?
Mother: Sure.
Five-year-old: Look mommy! Two people and they're wearing rope necklaces!
Me when I find my sister's diary: oooooo!
How do you know your baby is dead?
It stopped screaming after not feeding the bastard for a month.
If I had a face like yours, Iād sue my parents!