Family jokes
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
Your mum. That's all I need to say.
Yo mama so fat that your mama so fat, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that your mamas just fat.
Memes
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
One day, a man was walking in an alley when a crackhead attacks him. So the man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home. When he goes to his wife, she asks him if he saw her dad.
Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
I had a dad.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
Ok, here's a story about the church.
There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.
Yo mama so fat, she died!
Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?
Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.
Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!
Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].
You see, my son is very into astronomy.
Son: How do stars die?
Dad: Usually overdose, son.
I'm such an asshole to my son, my wife divorced me.
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.