Family jokes
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
I started crying when Dad started cutting onions.
Onions was a good dog.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Memes
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What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
Hi, son.
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.
Your mom is a joke.