Family jokes
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Two brothers were arguing. One went: "You're an idiot!"
The other went: "Your brother's a mother!"
He replied: "Yeah, I know. Thanks for agreeing with me."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't hit a home run.
Ur mom fat lol.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
When the phone is ringing, Dad says, "If it's for me, don't answer it."
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.
Guy: I don't, I see your mom.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?
cancer.
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.