Family jokes
My dad and I were playing hide and seek. I still haven’t found him. It’s been 15 years.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Mother.
Mother who?
Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!
Ask me who Joe is.
Who is Joe?
JOE MAMA!
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.
Mom: I apologize, Sam, for being so mean to you. <3
Sam: Thank you, Mother, for your apology.
Mom: jk
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
When an African has a twin, your me??
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.
He was fired from his job.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
What is an orphan's most relatable movie?
"Home Alone."