Family jokes
Your mom is a joke.
My mom ate my food, so I ate her pet hamster.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
We all know what rapper she’s talking about…
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
Why did the orphan kill himself?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
Your mom.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?
Shut up and comb your face.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.