Family jokes
Minivan (DYM 138).
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
The Texans War has begun, prep your muskets bois
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!
Your mom is a joke.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."