Family jokes
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
Why do orphans have no parents?
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What can orphans not do in school?
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
Memes
This is my brother after getting a girlfriend
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
You're an orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.