Family jokes
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
So my sis thinks she's so smart. She said, "You can finish this move ten minutes later. Go to sleep."
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "Johnny, do you pray before you eat?" Little Johnny says, "I don't need to, my mum makes good food."
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.
The dad finally came back with the milk!
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad, if you're up there!
"Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"
My son is broken: "I think at home!"
Happiness!
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
What did a man say to his boy?
You are my son.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn't have a home page.
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!