Your mom.
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
I took out my mother-in-law, being a sniper, I'd fun.
You can't give an orphan homework.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What is an orphan's most relatable movie?
"Home Alone."
Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.
What do you call your kids?
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
There's no parent signature.
