Family jokes

My dad was a master of art. He was compared to Houdini due to his skill of disappearing.

Father's Day is a dad joke.

I asked a kid where their parents were...

Lol

Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.

Orphans: Going 180.

Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.

I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.

L

It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.

Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?

Shut up and comb your face.

How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?

Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.

My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"

I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because there is no home.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't run home.

One day a son and his grandad were smoking.

Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)

Why did the orphan kill himself?

A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"

And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"

Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?

'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.

Kid: Knock knock!

Orphan: Who's there?

Kid: Not your parents XD

Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!

My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.

Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.