Family jokes
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny because no parents are gonna be told.
Girl: I like girls.
Dad: Ok?
Girl 2: I like girls too.
Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!
Boy: I do.
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
Your mum. That's all I need to say.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
Why does my brother have no mom?
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer…
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
What did the girl get for Christmas?
Cancer.
I have a crush on my sister!
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?
Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?