Family jokes
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
Mom! (DYM 14)
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
I took out my mother-in-law, being a sniper, I'd fun.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Your mom.
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.
Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?