Family jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
Son: What's for dinner tonight?
Mom: Steak!
Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?
Mom: HUNGER!
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
When your little brother hears noise from your room and you're the only one in it.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Boy: Mom, why are you drinking this disgusting red soup? I wanted salad.
Mom: Quiet, son. We only get this once a month.