"Where are you? I need to throw you out because Mum said to take out the trash."
Family Jokes
I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!
What did the orphan say to the house? Can I live here?
Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
Orphan joke protest! Orphans are nice and kind, so stop joking about them!
Sign a comment and put me or anything else to protest about!
Good luck, Jake.
UHH, DADDY!
You wanna hear an orphan joke?
Okay, here it goes:
You.
Why do orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Son, you are not precious, so pack your bags because someone else is going to adopt you.
Dad, what do you mean someone else will adopt me?
Son, you're adopted!
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
My wife left me yesterday.
I haven't talked to the kids in a year.
Why can’t orphans be a space ship? Because they don’t have a mothership!
Girl: Can we visit Grandma this weekend?
Mother: Sure.
Five-year-old: Look mommy! Two people and they're wearing rope necklaces!
Me when I find my sister's diary: oooooo!
How do you know your baby is dead?
It stopped screaming after not feeding the bastard for a month.
If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!
You, I didn’t see you there. The pizza place is hunted bad, so you are scared 😱😱😱😱 and so you run and you see your grandma, and you were happy again forever and ever ha ha so funny 😁. The end or is it bye-bye?
