Family jokes
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
Mom!
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and feel better.
What's more annoying than uncles?
Ants.
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Today I asked my sis to take out the trash, and I shoved her outside!
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.
Mom, I’m pregnant.
Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
Mom: I apologize, Sam, for being so mean to you. <3
Sam: Thank you, Mother, for your apology.
Mom: jk
I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.
My dad and I were playing hide and seek. I still haven’t found him. It’s been 15 years.
Ask me who Joe is.
Who is Joe?
JOE MAMA!
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.